Amazing home remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy in the kitchen? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools -- WD-40 and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

I will probably have to consider using #5.......

Its sad to think about how many people have actually tried some of these. Especially #1!!!

yea really.....Ive actually used # 3, not for the sake of a woman but for the sake of too many Budlights!!

Thats why I opt not to touch anything or wash my hands when I use the guys pisser at my local bar! Thank God for sanitizing gel!!

LOL........It really does make you think !!

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