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Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:49 pm |
game_misconduct
Road Runners STH!
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Fireman sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:55 pm |
Puckette
Signed pro contract
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:44 pm |
Cherrypicker
AHL All-Star
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:59 pm |
FyrFytr86
CHL All-Star
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Diving in Roatan June 27 to July 4th, 2009
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:14 pm |
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:51 pm |
FyrFytr86
CHL All-Star
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Diving in Roatan June 27 to July 4th, 2009
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Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:31 pm |
game_misconduct
Road Runners STH!
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"Keep your stick on the ice." - Red Green
"Logic...merely allows you to be wrong with authority." - Doctor Who
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Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:44 pm |
FyrFytr86
CHL All-Star
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Diving in Roatan June 27 to July 4th, 2009
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:07 am |
stoney
10 acrea's UP FOR GRABS!!
Team Owner
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What the Hell Did You Just Say? |
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:37 pm |
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:29 pm |
NETMINDER
The things one can find out, after one leaves
Signed in the ECHL
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Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:46 pm |
TeamRoper
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Got Damn boy everybody know that!
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