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How shit happens
In the beginning there was the plan. And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was without
substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And the workers spoke amongst themselves, saying, "This is a crock of
shit, and it stinks."
And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "It is a pail of
dung, and we can't live with the smell."
And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, "It is a
container
Of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."
And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying, "It contains that
Which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the directors went unto the vice presidents, saying, "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."
And the vice presidents went to the president, saying, "This new plan
Will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very
powerful effects."
And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.
And that my friends, is how shit happens.
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