stoney wrote:

(wow in 4 and a half hours this thread has grown x5) guess I'll play along: would rather bore an intruder to death by talking to them rather than take whatever means nessicary to protect his family.

wouldn't risk the odds that the "protection" would be 43X more likely to kill his family than protect it.

Marc Foster wrote:

...also teared up and mouthed the words "I love you" when Hillary spoke in Denver last week.

no, that would be when i saw that palin milf.

Marc Foster wrote:

was the inspiration for the shit demon in "Dogma"...

now i'm cutting and pasting along with marc
marc=pig fucker

stoney wrote:

would rather slit his wrist than have us catching him praise W

w belongs in a war crimes tribunal

Marc Foster wrote:

Got a link? I'd like to know where I'm getting these so I can go back and get some more!

pretending you are coming up with these on your own is pathetic. pig fucker.

designed the logo for Oklahoma City's NBA team...

Marc Foster wrote:

designed the logo for Oklahoma City's NBA team...

haven't seen it. what's is it

...has lost all touch with reality

jc wrote:

Marc Foster wrote: designed the logo for Oklahoma City's NBA team... haven't seen it. what's is it

[jc]

I'm not going to do your homework for you.

[/jc]

Marc Foster wrote:

jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: designed the logo for Oklahoma City's NBA team... haven't seen it. what's is it [jc] I'm not going to do your homework for you. [/jc]

well, you had one good one in you after all.

Moe Bandits wrote:

...has lost all touch with reality

if you think "reality" is the same as "popularity".

Marc Foster wrote:

yeah, that is one of the suckier logos ever. if they were gonna' use the jetsons design team they should have named the team the spaceship or some such shit.

Best description I've heard:

"It's a guitar pick skiing down Crap Mountain"...

jc wrote:

Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever. because the state won't let him handle sharp objects it takes sharp objects to cook. i did not know that. doesn't realize it actually takes a knife to cut things because he is too dumb to do anything but microwave. i know this is a suprise to backwoods dumbasses, but here in the city we have professional cooks who will prepare excellent meals for us.

doesn't realize that there is no such thing as an "excellent meal" in Oklahoma.

Jtornado wrote:

jc wrote: Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever. because the state won't let him handle sharp objects it takes sharp objects to cook. i did not know that. doesn't realize it actually takes a knife to cut things because he is too dumb to do anything but microwave. i know this is a suprise to backwoods dumbasses, but here in the city we have professional cooks who will prepare excellent meals for us. doesn't realize that there is no such thing as an "excellent meal" in Oklahoma.

there are many very excellent meals in ok, possum eater.

jc wrote:

stoney wrote: would hold the door open so intruder could carry out tv. (nice guy!!) if the intruder was holding a gun on me. no tv i'd ever have would be worth my life. or anyone else's.

true but:

wouldn't actually check to see if it was a real gun or fake one. he would still hold the door open and even carry out the dvd player for him.

stoney wrote:

jc wrote: stoney wrote: would hold the door open so intruder could carry out tv. (nice guy!!) if the intruder was holding a gun on me. no tv i'd ever have would be worth my life. or anyone else's. true but: wouldn't actually check to see if it was a real gun or fake one. he would still hold the door open and even carry out the dvd player for him.

no tv i'd ever have would be worth my life. or anyone else's. i'll leave the risking bodily harm over a tv to you and to 5for (might be a good opportunity for him to "blow away" someone).

you are correct no tv is worth that but i would make damn sure it was a real gun some of those toy ones can look like the real thing.

Besides i wouldn't get in the predictiment of having that gun in my back in the first place!! Got a mean watch dog they won't get by!! lol

stoney wrote:

you are correct no tv is worth that but i would make damn sure it was a real gun some of those toy ones can look like the real thing. Besides i wouldn't get in the predictiment of having that gun in my back in the first place!! Got a mean watch dog they won't get by!! lol

good post. prevention is the key to violence avoidence.