...thought the French would "smash" the Americans in the 4x200 freestyle relay.

...orders his Whataburger just the way others like it.

...is pretty sure that T Boone got the idea for wind power from farting.

... doesn't understand why it takes so many Aggies to screw in a lightbulb.

was inside the Sasquatch costume...

... drives to Mount Pilot to get his haircut, cause Floyd gives him the creeps.

....preferred New Coke.

Cherrypicker wrote:

jc wrote: Cherrypicker wrote: Ok, ok, jc doesn't seem to want to play. I vote we move on to someone else... party pooper You're the one who can't laugh at yourself. And if you think I'm a "party pooper" you obviously don't know me!

puleeeze. i am insulted way worse than this every day in the regular threads. you are right about one thing, though, when i laugh at a post here, i am mostly not laughing at myself.

...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes.

Marc Foster wrote:

....preferred New Coke.

yuck, that stuff sucked.

....wonders why Ex-lax is more expensive than Snickers.

Marc Foster wrote:

...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes.

never cook at all. ever.

... is a clown fish that isn't funny.

Marc Foster wrote:

... drives to Mount Pilot to get his haircut, cause Floyd gives him the creeps.

asians cut my hair

...farts in his own general direction.

...also teared up and mouthed the words "I love you" when Hillary spoke in Denver last week.

...kept the hot side hot, but forgot to keep the cool side cool.

forces God to kill a kitten 4 to 5 times a day.

Marc Foster wrote:

...thought the French would "smash" the Americans in the 4x200 freestyle relay.

is that the one where the u.s. dropped the baton to the bottom of the pool

... plays wheelchair basketball so he can jump out of the chair and slap down the handicapped guy's shots.