...sees a five page thread on him as validation of his popularity...

Last edited by Marc Foster on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:36 pm; edited 1 time in total

...dropped his car keys on the ground and locked himself inside his car.

jc wrote:

Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever.

because the state won't let him handle sharp objects

jesus, marc, you actually have a cut and paste list of generic insults for this, don't you. no wonder you were so hot to have an insult contest. for fuck's sake, if you are going to do it at least have some orginality and creativity.

Jtornado wrote:

jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever. because the state won't let him handle sharp objects

it takes sharp objects to cook. i did not know that.

Marc Foster wrote:

...sees a five page thread on him as validation of his popularity...

you are the one doing the validating. if that's popularity, i think i'll pass.

jc wrote:

jesus, marc, you actually have a cut and paste list of generic insults for this, don't you. no wonder you were so hot to have an insult contest. for fuck's sake, if you are going to do it at least have some orginality and creativity.

You mean like pig fucking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-EecKDTFY

Marc Foster wrote:

jc wrote: jesus, marc, you actually have a cut and paste list of generic insults for this, don't you. no wonder you were so hot to have an insult contest. for fuck's sake, if you are going to do it at least have some orginality and creativity. You mean like pig fucking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-EecKDTFY

OT:

back to the thread

Marc Foster wrote:

jc wrote: jesus, marc, you actually have a cut and paste list of generic insults for this, don't you. no wonder you were so hot to have an insult contest. for fuck's sake, if you are going to do it at least have some orginality and creativity. You mean like pig fucking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-EecKDTFY

"pig fucking" isn't creative. who knew?

Moe Bandits wrote:

Marc Foster wrote: jc wrote: jesus, marc, you actually have a cut and paste list of generic insults for this, don't you. no wonder you were so hot to have an insult contest. for fuck's sake, if you are going to do it at least have some orginality and creativity. You mean like pig fucking? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-EecKDTFY OT: back to the thread

mp

jc wrote:

"pig fucking" isn't creative. who knew?

Not when it's the only club in your bag...

jc wrote:

Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever. because the state won't let him handle sharp objects it takes sharp objects to cook. i did not know that.

doesn't realize it actually takes a knife to cut things because he is too dumb to do anything but microwave.

was the inspiration for the shit demon in "Dogma"...

(wow in 4 and a half hours this thread has grown x5)

guess I'll play along:

would rather bore an intruder to death by talking to them rather than take whatever means nessicary to protect his family.

would hold the door open so intruder could carry out tv.

(nice guy!!)

would rather slit his wrist than have us catching him praise W

Marc Foster wrote:

jc wrote: "pig fucking" isn't creative. who knew? Not when it's the only club in your bag...

i may have only one insult to use in this thread, but at least i'm not cutting and pasting it from someone else's internet list.

stoney wrote:

would hold the door open so intruder could carry out tv. (nice guy!!)

if the intruder was holding a gun on me. no tv i'd ever have would be worth my life. or anyone else's.

Got a link? I'd like to know where I'm getting these so I can go back and get some more!

Jtornado wrote:

jc wrote: Jtornado wrote: jc wrote: Marc Foster wrote: ...can never cook Rachael Ray's "Meal's in 30 Minute's" in 30 minutes. never cook at all. ever. because the state won't let him handle sharp objects it takes sharp objects to cook. i did not know that. doesn't realize it actually takes a knife to cut things because he is too dumb to do anything but microwave.

i know this is a suprise to backwoods dumbasses, but here in the city we have professional cooks who will prepare excellent meals for us.