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Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:01 am |
mctopeka
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Kansas Women
KANSAS GIRLS:
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been
giving their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Colorado, and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housecleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days,
but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Kansas girl. He said that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, run the vacuum, do a load of laundry, load the dishwasher,
and go out and mow the lawn.
And to think I'm married to one of these Kansas women.
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:07 am |
Cherrypicker
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:08 am |
NETMINDER
The things one can find out, after one leaves
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:21 am |
Zany_Sports_Lady
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:50 pm |
Cherrypicker
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:10 pm |
BorderPatrol
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We have enough youth....how about a fountain of "smart"?
If you will try being smarter, I will try being nicer.
Unlike some of you, I am not here to impress anyone, so I really don't give a shit what you think of me or my post. |
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:24 am |
Zany_Sports_Lady
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:45 am |
NETMINDER
The things one can find out, after one leaves
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Location: The Bandits are #1!!!!
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Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:07 pm |
s.p
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Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:30 pm |
FyrFytr86
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Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:47 am |
Zany_Sports_Lady
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