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Not in Our Country!
Recently Muslims in Malaysia urged their government to ban Avril Lavigne because they consider her movements on stage to be 'too sexy'.
They said they want only only good clean role models. Normally I do not side with prudish religeous nutjobs, but I am going to make an exception in this case. Avril Lavagne SUCKS!!! So any excuse you make to keep her music away from your young ones is fine by me. However I disagree with their reasoning, Avril Lavigne is defineitly not TOO sexy, unless you find anorexia and a misplaced sense of entitlement attractive.
Here are some better reasons to ban Avril from your country:
1. She makes millions of dollars whining about how hard life is.
2.Her lyrics sound like they were written by a brain damaged kindergardener.
3. She's married to that dude in Sum41 who looks like a hobbit.
4. She has absolutely no melanin in her skin. NONE. Its frickin creepy!
5. She thinks that wearing boys T-shirts makes her look 'punk'.
But hey, do not fret Malaysian Muslims there are plenty of other wholesome musicians in America who love children and are not sexy at all. For instance I am sure that Michael Jackson is available!
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