Politicians

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"

Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the
car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em,
and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
gettin'any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit
out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a
briefcase."

Re: Politicians

mctopeka wrote:

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?" Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."

Heard it before only it was told with an ACLU lawyer.

Re: Politicians

Daffy wrote:

Heard it before only it was told with an ACLU lawyer.

i also heard that one. except the aclu lawyer punchline was "ain't nothing left but an asshole, a briefcase and some principles". with politicians you don't get the principles, but will probably get a mouthful of lobbyist cash when you bite into the briefcase.

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jc wrote:

Daffy wrote: Heard it before only it was told with an ACLU lawyer. i also heard that one. except the aclu lawyer punchline was "ain't nothing left but an asshole, a briefcase and some principles". with politicians you don't get the principles, but will probably get a mouthful of lobbyist cash when you bite into the briefcase.

Yeah, it's too bad about Dingy Harry Reid. The only thing is that an ACLU lawyer doesn't have any priciples. That was lost along with the decency.

Re: Politicians

Daffy wrote:

an ACLU lawyer doesn't have any priciples.

does!

Re: Politicians

jc wrote:

Daffy wrote: an ACLU lawyer doesn't have any priciples. does!

Yeah, commie principles. Most of the libby dufuses think the ACLU keeps them looking at their porn.

Fuck.....Who cares??????????

NETMINDER wrote:

Fuck.....Who cares??????????

daffy!