Schrute Space

Hello, Schrute fans. Dwight Kurt here creating another ripple in the glassrattler.


"Blogosphere" is another word that I just learned. It means "the
world of blogs and blog readership." Unquote.

Here are some of my other favorite words:

"Sniffles". That word sounds exactly like it means. Plus, I have them.

"Monkey". That’s a word that is funny pretty much anywhere and
anytime you use it. You can plug it in anywhere for hilarity. For
instance: "Hey Kevin, you accountant-monkey, why are you so gassy?"
"Ass" also works in the same way.

"Nebula". Not sure why, just like it.

"Corn". Because that’s what OUR people call it.

"Smith and Wesson". No need to explain the power behind those words.

"Mordor". It just sounds like an evil place, doesn’t it? I wouldn’t
want to go there unless I had to, in order to throw the ONE RING into
the volcano that’s there. Now, "Mines of Moria" doesn’t really work
that way. "Moria" sounds like a nice happy place filled with
shoppers. The Mines of Moria could be an outlet mall.

"Starbuck". No explanation necessary.

"Salesman of the Year". Those words send a tingle down my very long
spine.

Do you have any favorite words that I should add to my list?

That, as always, is all.

Dwight K. Schrute

Re: Schrute Space

dwightschrute wrote:

Hello, Schrute fans. Dwight Kurt here creating another ripple in the glassrattler. "Blogosphere" is another word that I just learned. It means "the world of blogs and blog readership." Unquote. Here are some of my other favorite words: "Sniffles". That word sounds exactly like it means. Plus, I have them. "Monkey". That’s a word that is funny pretty much anywhere and anytime you use it. You can plug it in anywhere for hilarity. For instance: "Hey Kevin, you accountant-monkey, why are you so gassy?" "Ass" also works in the same way. "Nebula". Not sure why, just like it. "Corn". Because that’s what OUR people call it. "Smith and Wesson". No need to explain the power behind those words. "Mordor". It just sounds like an evil place, doesn’t it? I wouldn’t want to go there unless I had to, in order to throw the ONE RING into the volcano that’s there. Now, "Mines of Moria" doesn’t really work that way. "Moria" sounds like a nice happy place filled with shoppers. The Mines of Moria could be an outlet mall. "Starbuck". No explanation necessary. "Salesman of the Year". Those words send a tingle down my very long spine. Do you have any favorite words that I should add to my list? That, as always, is all. Dwight K. Schrute

Here is a word for you.....think of a word that rhymes with corn but ends in y. LOL

The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children. So we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren't enough grains for vegetables. They would get the weakest of the brood.....No, they didn't eat the children... It never came to that.


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Dwight Schrute

Mr. Schrute, What is your favorite vegatable? Mine is brocolli.

The beet.
Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a sixty-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to locals stores and restaurants... it's a pretty nice little farm.

Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.


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Dwight K. Schrute

Did you know Gweneth Paltrow had a boy over the weekend and named her son Moses? Very close to your cousin's name. LOL

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

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Dwight Kurt Schrute

Are you calling me a wolf? LOL

TulsaChick wrote:

Are you calling me a wolf? LOL

Do you know the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

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Dwight Schrute

What's the difference? LOL

TulsaChick wrote:

What's the difference? LOL

A saleswoman has a vagina.

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Dwight Kurt Schrute

BTW, I loved the hockey jersey "from Dwight". LOL

Unfortunately Michael opened his presents at the ice rink and I was unable to present it to him at the exact moment he emerged from his Mother's vaginal canal.

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Dwight Kurt Schrute

Will Michael get together with the mom at the ice rink?

I come from a long line of fighters, my maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed twenty men and then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp... My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life... different kind of fight.

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Dwight Kurt Schrute

I like the word "Ojeebobo" (pronounced Oh-zee-bo-bo) first uttered by Jim Carey in Pet Detective. Very good to use when thinking out loud about perplexing situations in/around the office.