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Sparks
They still have that spark ...............
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made
love to you." "Yes, she
says, "I remember it well." "Ok," he says, "How about
taking a stroll
around there again and we can do it for old time's
sake?" "Oh Charlie, you
old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good
idea!" There's a police
officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a
chuckle to
himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these
two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble."
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning
on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to
the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady
lifts! her skirt and
the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against
the fence, the old man
moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious
sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes. Finally, they
both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that
he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on
the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on. The
Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly
amazing. I've got to ask
them
what their secret is. As the couple passes, he
says to them, "Excuse
me, but that was something else. You must've had a
fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence."
Have a wonderful day.
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