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The pharmacist
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has
invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting
something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young
man
is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when
she sees me and I think she expects something from me
too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as
the boy is leaving he turns back and says "please,
give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is
still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes
allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think
she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the
mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers
his head and starts praying:
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you
give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still
praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten
minutes
go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down. The others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to
the boy and whispers in his ear:
"I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy
replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
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