The Schrute Shall Set you Free

THE SCHRUTE SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Yesterday I had a truly unfortunate thing happen. I
was running late to work (as ASSISTANT REGIONAL
MANAGER) at Dunder-Mifflin and made myself a quick
sandwich as I was leaving. I FORGOT TO PUT ANYTHING
ON THE BREAD!!! Imagine my surprise when i unwrapped
from wax paper a sandwich made only of two pieces of
bread with a little mayonnaise on it.

I had to borrow (BORROW!) a piece of lettuce from
Kevin and a soy hot dog from Kelly. I then
supplemented my non-sandwich with some marinara sauce
(from an un-labeled tupperware container) and salt and
pepper and many separate strings from a big string of
string cheese which I had left in the fridge from the
previous week.

BOTTOM LINE: It was a delicious sandwich.

LIFE LESSON: You CAN make lemonade when life hands
you lemons and you CAN make a delicious sandwich from
nothing but friends and food and string cheese.

SIDE BAR: I am looking to start dating again. I ask
you, my fans, friends and readers about dating tips
and what kind of girl I should seek out.

I want good teeth. I want the ability to defend
oneself. I want someone insatiable, not for sex but
for fun and focus.

My cousin Mose recommends me trying to date someone
that can help create connections for my paper sales.
Like an office manager at a large office. But a hot
office manager who appreciates my intensity.

THAT IS ALL

Dwight Kurt Schrute

Re: The Schrute Shall Set you Free

dwightschrute wrote:

THE SCHRUTE SHALL SET YOU FREE! SIDE BAR: I am looking to start dating again. I ask you, my fans, friends and readers about dating tips and what kind of girl I should seek out. I want good teeth. I want the ability to defend oneself. I want someone insatiable, not for sex but for fun and focus. My cousin Mose recommends me trying to date someone that can help create connections for my paper sales. Like an office manager at a large office. But a hot office manager who appreciates my intensity. THAT IS ALL Dwight Kurt Schrute

Pick me pick me. LOL

I'm fun. I'm focus. LOL

Aren't you the one with the amazing breasts?
Not for me, for my children.
The Schrute's produce very thristy baby's.

That is all.
Dwight K. Schrute

OK, who let the idiot back in??????

dwightschrute wrote:

Aren't you the one with the amazing breasts? Not for me, for my children. The Schrute's produce very thristy baby's. That is all. Dwight K. Schrute

Yes or I have been told. LOL

When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I mispelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure.'

That, as always, is all.
Dwight Kurt Schrute

Bless your heart. You can spell it fine now in front of everybody who reads this post which is more than all the kids in your school. LOL

I really like the name Haiku. How do you pronouce it? LOL

NETMINDER wrote:

Breaking news after 8 days?


That, as always, is all.
Dwight Kurt Schrute