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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:29 pm 

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Titanic vs Bill Clinton

ok I don't usually like emails but this one made me chuckle



Subject: Assignment: Book Report
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clintondoesn't remember Jack.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

 
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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:57 pm 

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 PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:14 am 

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You forgot

Rose wore the Heart of the ocean necklace
Monica wore a pearl necklace

 
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 PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:11 am 

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Classic!

 
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 PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:21 am 

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Thats awesome!! Spit

 
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