Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

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# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ON E REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.............. # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

# 10 - Have ta sit upright while rollin' .

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out da rap rap.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't werk on `64 while holding up pants at da same
tyme.

# 6 - They keep trying ta carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere wiff race.

# 4 - No passenger seat fo' da Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved fo' competition.

# 2 - When dey crash they cars, dey bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ON E REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
# 1 - They Can't wear they helmets sideways. what 'chew trippin foo'


Gat Damn that ain't right let me ax you another question how is it theys dont have spinners on them nas cars.

The number 1 reason there are no blacks in nascar.

#1. They'd rather play a SPORT.

Re: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

jonlarz wrote:

Quote: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ON E REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.............. # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

*rc

tnado wrote:

The number 1 reason there are no blacks in nascar. #1. They'd rather play a SPORT.

good one

I figured the three biggest reasons were.....

1. they pawned their tools

2. kept stealing everyones tires

and the biggest reason was that they couldn't get Popeys Chicken or Schlitz Malt Liquor to sponsor a car.

Besides, NASCAR wont let them drive and smoke a blunt at the same time

Just thought of another one...........

every time they drove onto pit row they pulled into the wrong stall, they thought everyone that was jumping over the wall and waving their arms wanted to buy crack.

TC izbak wrote:

I figured the three biggest reasons were..... 1. they pawned their tools 2. kept stealing everyones tires and the biggest reason was that they couldn't get Popeys Chicken or Schlitz Malt Liquor to sponsor a car. Besides, NASCAR wont let them drive and smoke a blunt at the same time

*rc

TC izbak wrote:

Just thought of another one........... every time they drove onto pit row they pulled into the wrong stall, they thought everyone that was jumping over the wall and waving their arms wanted to buy crack.

*rc

jc wrote:

*rc

*1 SSOB= one stupid son of a bitch

oh, by the way, I AM racist

TC izbak wrote:

I AM racist

there's never been a doubt, tc.

I am..... I hate ALL white people, everything in this country is set up for the white man, we live in a culturally biased state.

I can't afford the education that white people get, and I don't have insurance so I have to go to the county hospital when I'm sick, that's why it doesn't bother me to live on wellfare, fuck it, let the white peoples taxes pay for me and my family to live. You're damn straight I'm racist, they owe me reperations for 450 yrs of slavery and the degradation of my ancestors fuck white people.

Hows that for a bit of racism JC? I hear that shit every day. You're right, racism is alive and well in this country, SOMEONE is stoking the fires of hatred , but for the biggest part it aint white folk. Go preach your bullshit somewhere else bitch..........

This is supposed to be a comical thread, you know, tongue in cheek.....what if it was posted by a black dude about white people have no rhythm and can't dance? Would you be so quick to jump on the "racial content" bandwagon? UHHH, doubtful. This is Larz thread, don't come in and hijack it regurgitating the same bullshit post after post after post... You ARE a little bitch..........

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jc wrote:

Well, if ANYONE knows where to find a picture of a big hairy naked redneck, JC does

TC izbak wrote:

jc wrote: Well, if ANYONE knows where to find a picture of a big hairy naked redneck, JC does

very embarrassing for all you nascar fans, eh.

TC izbak wrote:

I am..... I hate ALL white people, everything in this country is set up for the white man, we live in a culturally biased state. I can't afford the education that white people get, and I don't have insurance so I have to go to the county hospital when I'm sick, that's why it doesn't bother me to live on wellfare, fuck it, let the white peoples taxes pay for me and my family to live. You're damn straight I'm racist, they owe me reperations for 450 yrs of slavery and the degradation of my ancestors fuck white people. Hows that for a bit of racism JC? I hear that shit every day. You're right, racism is alive and well in this country, SOMEONE is stoking the fires of hatred , but for the biggest part it aint white folk. Go preach your bullshit somewhere else bitch.......... This is supposed to be a comical thread, you know, tongue in cheek.....what if it was posted by a black dude about white people have no rhythm and can't dance? Would you be so quick to jump on the "racial content" bandwagon? UHHH, doubtful. This is Larz thread, don't come in and highjack it regurgitating the same bullshit post after post after post... You ARE a little bitch..........

no, tc, you and your racist buddies take your racist bullshit over to the the klan forums. it has no place on a hockey forum.

A HOCKEY FORUM?????

You dumb fu@k, when was the last time YOU made a hockey post? You wouldn't know the difference between a hip check and a welfare check, you just know that ONE of them come with your food stamps.

You are a sad sad little man. Son, you need therapy, years and years of therapy.

I saw two darkies at Talladega a couple years ago. They were taking turns pushing a broom.

fred wrote:

I saw two darkies at Talladega a couple years ago. They were taking turns pushing a broom.

Were they taking turns looking for crazy rednecks?

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it has no place on a hockey forum.

Then get out of the Pit. The Pit is not hockey related, TS made it "anything goes". You have a problem with the content? Tuff shit.

fred wrote:

I saw two darkies at Talladega a couple years ago. They were taking turns pushing a broom.

are you telling me that Talladega can't afford to give every darkie their OWN broom?

Gotta hand it to em' tho, it takes balls to walk into a track with 200,000 drunk rednecks. Come to think of it, they did get gone when we raised our Budweisers to remember James Earl Ray.