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Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:01 am |
game_misconduct
Road Runners STH!
1st Hat Trick
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Location: Lurking in the confines of the ExpoCentre
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What's in a name?
A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3."
The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere."
The clerk is astonished. "Your wife's name is Crisco?"
The old guy answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."
"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?"
"Lard ass."
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"Keep your stick on the ice." - Red Green
''The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.'' - Margaret Thatcher
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:11 am |
zambonigrl79
something for everybody
Signed pro contract
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
Posts: 673
Location: dallas texas
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I am just trying to have fun in a place filled with bums!!
HOOK"EM HORNS
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:35 am |
stoney
10 acrea's UP FOR GRABS!!
Top Dog
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 10163
Location: TRYING TO SALE: 100 acre Woods
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What the Hell Did You Just Say? |
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:24 pm |
Old Hippy
Rafter ref supreme
1st NHL Goal
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 5513
Location: Wildcats Squirts,Wildcats, Stars, & Cowboys(in that order)
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I can count to 18-- 19 if I'm naked
Sing me a song-you're a singer. Do me a wrong-you're a bringer of evil
Exactly what do you see on my face that makes you think I give a shit?
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Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:00 pm |
Plumbgd
Won Presidents Cup
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 1990
Location: taking a poop
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" Sickest fuck " on GR
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Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:20 pm |
pucknut
Signed in the ECHL
Joined: 21 Dec 2005
Posts: 2313
Location: Derby
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Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:48 pm |
5forfighting
Won the Kelly Cup
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 3495
Location: Wichita
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Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:27 pm |
Plumbgd
Won Presidents Cup
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 1990
Location: taking a poop
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" Sickest fuck " on GR
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